January 2010
58 posts
I asked him what his major was at Fordham (miss...
Alvan: comp sci and business minor
Alvan: or...i spent 4 years learning almost nothing
boy, you've been plucking at my heartstrings and...
@betchplz
“Somebody like you can really make things all right for me.”
– Requiem for a Dream (via jessicachu)
“If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?”
– texts from last night
an email from my dear brother...
So my library fines from Syracuse University gets sent back to my home address because I don’t live on campus anymore. -____-” I have $13+ in fines and I WORK at the library. W.T.SH*T
“I decided instead of running away from the idea of a life alone… I’d better sit...”
– Sex and the City (via maggiegiacobbe) (via jessicachu) This sounds like me in 5 years…
“I have noticed that if you look carefully at people’s eyes the first five...”
– ~ The Secret Life of Bees (via letsrearrange)
Sometimes I don't know why I even bother. If you...
jessicachu: (via theloveyturtle) (via verslibre)
Syracuse wins against Georgetown!
YAAAAAY
Apple is rich... →
shumbodynamedharry:
Not that you didn’t already know that. They have so much cash that they can buy a couple major companies and still have money left over. 2 more days until the big Apple announcement!! I should start a new bank account and just name it “Apple take my money” because that’s what happens when they make these announcements.
Harry Shum Jr + Apple = happiness.
The gym thing is a not so inside joke
Me: So haha I'm a little obsessed with Lil Wayne - Bedrock
Hotin: You need to lay off the crappy pickup lines. Exception, the goldfish one on your tumblr.
Me: How else will I get boys???
Hotin: 1. Dress skanky. 2. Have a pulse. 3. Gym. HAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHA ..
In the past week I had two mini heart attacks...
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...”
– Conan O’Brien (via thefilmwatcher)
His farewell speech on the just-ended Tonight Show was touching, genuine, and inspiring. He truly is a great man.
(via xhotin)
“I’m so afraid of losing something I love that I refuse to love anything”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via longwinter) (via lalanii) (via whyimsingle)
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
Guy: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Really? I have a goldfish.
Girl: What?
Guy: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
“I’m really good at yelling at customer service. Persuasive reasoning with a tone...”
– My sister is a bitch, but she puts it to good use. Love her. (via xhotin)
Thanks Hotin, I miss my old self. Time to be a bitchy good for nothing skankwhore again. Get ready, world O:)
“I have a life and it only goes in one direction. Forward.”
– Don Draper (via David Kaneda) (via xhotin) MAD MEN!!!
The Bespoken: For Gentlemen. (The Thinking Man's... →
Hotin, take note and bookmark!
“What I need is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Gossip Girl (via kari-shma) (via jessicachu)
“Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop...”
– Mary Manin Morrissey (via jessicachu)
A man who has no imagination has no wings.
A fortune cookie I got from Silk Road Palace in NYC. Go there when you’re 21 guys, unlimited white wine (Franzia) with your meal!
I just think you need to let him go and find...
(via jessicachu)
There are things that we don't want to happen but...
(via jessicachu)
